No one should name their child Dow

The very daily mention of Dow Jones each day can cause people to contemplate jumping off buildings.

The Bible tells us to correct our children and the Dow corrections are frightening and not always producing happy futures.

Who wants to be average, and that's all Dow is, an average.

The only other Dow I know is Dow Finsterwald, a golfer of decades ago.

It only takes one letter for Dow to become down.

If the world ends next month, it won't matter anyway.

If the world does not end next month, lots of people need to change lots of things that are going wrong in the world anyway.

This silly post is brought to you by Don, whose name is only one letter away from Dow, and by Monday.